In conversation with a stranger...
It all began last night when I got a text from an unknown number. At first I ignored it. Then, after the second message, I decided to respond in order to let the person know that they had the wrong number. This seemed entirely reasonable to me as I wouldn't like them to think that they were being ignored by a loved one. The conversation went as follows (all sic):
Yesterday, 17:05 (unknown): Think i no dem not sure x
Today, 08:44 (unknown): Babe miss yu soo much want you wid me now x :(
Today, 13:34 (me): You know what. I really think you've got the wrong number.
Today, 13:34 (unknown): Watt :s
Today, 13:49 (me): Well... who's number do you think this is?
Today, 13:49 (unknown): Dishven x
Today, 13:52 (me): Nope... sorry. You definitely have the wrong number.
Today, 14:03 (unknown): No i dont have da song numba x
Today, 14:53 (me): I assure you that you do.
Today, 15:08 (unknown): Wat yu talking about
Today, 15:12 (me): You have the wrong number/person. I am not who you think I am.
Today, 15:12 (unknown): Okay kl dont fuckin text me den init x safe
So, whoever you are, I truly hope that you reconnect with your missing Babe. It's obviously causing you a great deal of distress being apart. Perhaps while you are estranged you could while away the hours studying some of the finer points of the use of the English language?
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